A cHaNcEd EnCoUnTeR...
One amazing thing about males is that we can pee while in a standing position... As such, urinals are common in the gents... In some toilets, urinals are placed so close to one another that it is uncomfortable to 'occupy' the immediate urinal if someone is using it... It thus became a natural male instinct that all alternate urinals will first be occupied, if given a choice, before the ' unoccupied gaps' in between are being filled up...
There are many gents in my office, each being a small one... There are only 2 urinals in each gents due to the small space... Therefore, upon entering, you either have to choose the left, or the right urinal to answer the call of nature...
On one fateful day, while i was happily relieving my full bladder, with one hand holding on to my *censored* and the other on my pants, my CEO came to join in... The CEO of my company is an ang-moh from brazil... He greeted me with a warm 'hello' and occupied the next urinal...
This was one of the rare occassions that i get to see him and yet i have to meet him in the toilet... Wat a wierd place to meet for the first time... and an uncomfortable encounter at it... peeing right next to each other...
Now, dun ever ask me wat's the size of his buddy since he's an ang moh... (i can see you're all eager to noe...) I did not look down at his buddy and ask, "hey, how's everything down there?" all i ever noe and did was to quickly finish my business and get out of that awkward situation...
On hindsight, i can now proudly claim: you may have held a conversation with the CEO before, or have had a meal with him before... but how many of you have ever pee-ed with the CEO?? haha... i win hands down!! =)
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Heehee....
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