Thursday, August 24, 2006

cOnDoMs NoT aLLoWeD iN sChOoL... (of course...)

I saw this interesting topic in The Straits Times, regarding a thread made by a stomper in the STOMP website...

"Condoms Not Allowed In School"
With the ever correct notion of 'sex sells', and a little bit of kaypo-ness, i went to the website to 'check it out'... Below is an excerpt of the well-written complaint/feedback (i think he's a smart student considering he's only a secondary student and can write so well):

"Recently, a packet of condoms was found lying on the floor of my classroom. My teacher who picked it up from the floor became furious and started reprimanding the whole class. The owner of the packet of condoms was asked to own up. And, you'd even be surprised to hear that the school discipline master was called up to give us a lecture - apparently, we were told by him that condoms are not allowed in schools."

The complainant was not happy that the school came up with this 'no comdom' rule, which he strongly feels it's stupid and discourage safe sex especially among the young, who now ever readily engages in it... *damn it* This has add on to the other silly rules that students have highlighted in the media recently, which include the accepted and proper hairstyles to be adopted by students...

I feel that the school only manage to solve half the problem by lecturing the class, instead of using the opportunity to teach the students, an impromptu session of sex education which i believe the students will not mind having more... By banning condoms in school, it doesn't get the message across for students not to engage in sex... If the students wants to 'a-hem', and they want some 'protection', they can always get them from the neighbouring shops, convenience shops (is that why they call it convenience?) or even worse, have unprotected sex... The school should explain to them that they strongly do not encourage sexual activities at this age, and therefore view it as a bad thing for students to possess condoms, especially in the school compound where it should be a place of learning... The students should concentrate in class instead of thinking where to go after school for their sex rampant, or wat kind of positions they should adopt later... No doubt the school cannot stop the students from their raging sexual lifestyle, should they still want to have sex, then this will be the time for the condoms to come in... But even so, they should not bring these items to school, as the school is a place for learning...

Another interesting thing that i wan to highlight is; why did the student bring comdoms to school? the writer said in a later entry that his school is a boys-school...
  1. Did the student intend to have some boy-on-boy action during recess time/after school in a dark corner of the school?
  2. Or is it that the student is going to meet his girlfriend after school and IMMEDIATELY go and have some fun? (Can't wait...)
  3. Or could it be that he juz wans to show off to his friends that he has condoms... Ego problem...
  4. Or did they intend to fill it up with water, and use their pens as darts for some games? As what some stompers related their experience in their entries...

As i scrolled down further to read the other stompers' comments, i saw bao bei's comments on the issue...

"i think why it is said to be banned from sch is because they think that by banning it, students will not engage in the activity itself-which is of course very naive. On the other hand, maybe the teacher didn't noe how to react to a packet of condoms lying in the classroom so she reacted by reprimanding the class. Den again...if she didn't make such a big fuss over it...the students might have interpreted as...it's ok to carry condoms...and it's ok to engage in sex...u noe..."

What bao bei said is true also... Maybe the teacher did not know how to react to such situations as these things obviously dun always happen, and it is still a taboo subject in the asian culture...

(I realised that bao bei is getting more mature and analytical in her thinking these days...)

Talking about condoms, juz allow me to side track a little... I went to the durex website (u dun tell me u dunno wat is durex...) to look for picture(s) to add to this entry... And i was glorified by the new products that they have... interesting fellows... great 'research and development' from you guys... i'm lovin' it!!!

NEW Durex Pleasuremax condoms have a uniquely positioned raised rib and dot texture designed to maximise stimulation for you and your partner. This design, combined with an easy-on shape, ensures that both of you enjoy ultimate pleasure and intensity.

Durex easy-on condoms are now shaped to be easier to put on and to provide a better fit and feel during lovemaking. Transparent, ribbed and raised dotted texture, shaped, teat-ended, natural rubber latex condoms with a non-spermicidal lubricant

*This one has raised rib and dotted texture... and the description makes it sounds so deliciously easy to put on... heehee... juz launched in jun 2006*


NEW Durex Tingle condoms are coated in a special lubricant to create a gentle tingling sensation, heightening stimulation for both partners. Non-spermicidal mint flavoured lubricant. *woo-hoo*

and lastly...

Ultra-fine condoms that offer greater sensitivity. They are straight shaft shaped and transparent

*no more worries about not able to feel the real thing*

Okay, calm down and keep your d**ks in control... here are juz some pictures to add to the fun of reading a blog... no perverted intentions intended...

Hint: bao bei... how? *lustful wink*

2 Comments:

Blogger sHuying said...

Impromptu session of sex education? Like how? =/

12:49 PM  
Blogger DaMiEn said...

usign the opportunity to teach about condoms, what are they used for... and maybe extras like who should wear... how to wear... which brand is better... which type is better etc... =)

10:40 PM  

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