Saturday, May 27, 2006

wOrKiNg ToO haRd???

I've gotten this from the May's issue of the Reader's Digest...

Dave works long hours at the office and spends most evenings working out. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday, she takes him to a strip club.

The doorman greets them, saying, "Hi Dave! How are you doing?"

Dave's wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to the strip joint before. "Oh, no," says Dave. "He's in my running club."

They take their seats and the waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual drink. His wife is getting uneasy, "You must have come here a lot for that woman to know what you drink."

"No, dear," says Dave. "That lady also works in the health club bar."

A stripper comes over to their table and puts her arms around Dave. "Hi, Davey," she says. "Want your usual table dance?"

Furious, Dave's wife storms out of the club and into a taxi. Dave gets in beside her and she starts screaming at him.

"All right, Dave?" asks the cabby, turning round. "Looks like you picked up a moody one tonite."

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