FiNgEr LiCkInG gOoD... *slurp*

Hungry?? Call KFC Delivery...

lOOk WhO's TaLkInG nOw!!

I was taking the lift up when this young mother and 2 little girls, about the age of 3 and 5, took the same lift as me... I asked the mother...

"Which floor?"

"5 please, thank you..."

Then, the 5 year old girl said, "5" too... Quite cute little girl...

Then, something interesting happened...

The 3 year old, hearing her sister said '5', mumbered out three words too...

"5... 1... 2..."

I turned and looked at her, and then i took a glance at her mother...

Little girl her age noes wat 512 is? I only know wat 512 is when i was in Sec 1 or 2... I wonder who taught her that? Or could it be that the parents said that to each other, not wanting their daughters to noe that they actually said 'i love you'... But, the young daughter seems to pick up afterall, juz that she doesn't noe wat it stands for...

Hmm... kids these days... Incredible... =)

mEaN wAt YoU sAy, SaY wAt YoU mEaN...

I went to the nearby coffeeshop to buy lunch this afternoon... Wanted to buy the 'cai fun', otherwise known as the economic rice, or, rice and dishes... I was looking at the wide array of dishes when the young lady asked...

"Shuai ge, yao chi shen mo?" (Handsome, wat do you want to eat?)

My initial reaction was... Emm?? shuai ge? really ar? heehee... so happy to hear... Afterall, i was wearing my white army polo-tee and black army shorts, not too bad looking lah... That lady has definitely made my day...

So i went ahead to pick the dishes that i wan and tah-pow... Just when i was finished with my orders and about to leave, another guy came to the stall...

Guess what did she say this time??

"Shuai ge, yao chi shen mo?"

Then i turned to look at that guy... He's a little plump and bespectacled... Then 2 thoughts came to my mind...

1. Either she has no taste in guys, accepting substandards as standards, or...

2. She's calling out nicely to all the male customers, so that they will feel happier and order more...

I would choose to believe that it's the second reason... =)

GeNtLeMeN, sTaRt YoUr EnGiNes... VrOoM vRoOm...

GeNtLeMeN, sTaRt YoUr EnGiNes... VrOoM vRoOm...

iT's A sMaLL wOrLd AfTeR aLL...

A few months back, there has been some active debate and discussion, on whether NS evaders should face a heavier punishment and penalty... It started when this guy, by the name of Melvyn Tan, born in Singapore and left Singapore to Britain 30 years ago to pursue his musical studies and career... He subsequently became a British citizen and a famous classical pianist.

Last year, he was back in town to perform and judge some piano and violin contest. Him, having evaded NS for so many years, and stepping onto Singapore soil again, got into trouble with the law. He was then given a $3,000 fine for the whole evading issue... This led to Singaporeans making a huge whoo-haa over the incident... (Hai... Singaporeans being Singaporeans...) There was a huge debate on the vaious medias... One wrote into the papers asking: "Is our 2 years of NS, and 10 years of reservist life worth only $3,000?" This person is damn ngiao to even ask until like that...

I feel, since he's already gone for so long, and has become a famous musician, we should be proud that he was once born in Singapore, with family roots here... Why should we give him the cold treatment when he has brought some goodwill to Singapore? I feel that the way Singaporeans can react to the incident will only tarnish the good image he has built for us... Considering this, and that he was remourseful and regretful, i think $3,000 is still something enough... Because of the whoo-haa, he has since cancelled his concert and judging positions...

I feel we should judge these incidents on a case-by-case basis, and for goodness sake, Singaporeans, behave like how a first-world country citizens should behave...

Concidentally, while the article below was printed on the front few pages in 'Today' newspaper on the 2nd of December 2005, there was another article on the SAFRA card, which have privileges that rewards NS men for their work; bearing the same cardholder's name, printed on the next few pages down... Is this a small world, or is it that now SAFRA card also stretches out their privileges to NS evaders? Hmm... a point to ponder...

tHe nYp sEx ViDeO...

By now, you should have heard of the homemade sex video circulating on the cyberworld. If not, then you must have been a sua-ku, living in a cocoon shell, tucked away on a faraway island in Timbatu...

It starred a young teenage girl of 17, (a pretty hot and sexy chick) performing some private sex acts with her 21 year old boyfriend (you lucky ba***rd), which include, ahem, stroking, oral sex, and the real thing... Phew... it was kind of hot... I've watched it with bao bei, and she's kind of calm and cool... Hmm... seems like no big deal to her...

The female lead of the self-made porn stars, whose name was reportedly know as Tammy, had actually kept video clips of their active sex life in her phone, but was reportedly lost thereafter. It was reported that the person whom sabo-ed her and exposed the clips on the net, did so because he/she was jealous of her, being pretty and successful... It was known that Tammy was actually a member of the cheerleader group in campus... Having known that she's a cheerleader, a sex icon and symbol on most guy's perception, and also that it's a homemade Singaporean sex video caused a huge crave for the clips online... It is not surprising to see the after effect evolving to this stage... How many times have an innocent homemade video, meant for own personal viewing, been spread online? And to top things off, a hot teenage Singaporean girl... Of coz it'll be a huge demand!!

It has been such huge demand and news that cyber users around the globe are actively searching for the clip as well... One of the famous website for the latest technology news actually had words and phrases to do with her, hitting the top spots of the search category... Words like 'Tammy NYP', 'NYP', 'Tammy', and NYP TAMMY'... How many a times will that kind of frenzy happen to our little red dot nation? I bet there are millions out there who never knew what 'Singapore' is, or where it is located on the world map... And most probably, for those foreigners who still have a clean state of mind, wanting to know wat 'Singapore' is, or where it is located, would check the word online... And probably the next website that guarantees high passenger volume is the Singapore Tourism Board's website... The management must be busy scratching their heads, "Why a sudden increase in volume?"

There are even items on sale, bearing words relating to 'Tammy'... I've seen websites selling T-shirts, bearing the words "I've f***ed TAMMY from NYP!!" Items like mugs and pins also have the same relevance of message... Those guys are definitely quick on their business minds, and if you ask any marketer around, he will definitely tell you, "Sex does sells"... Try having a commercial with a pretty hot chick, showing all the right curves, posing in front of you, giving you a sexy wet kiss, then wink at you and lustful words describing the product advertised, would you be interested to find out more, and probably buy?

I believe that the reason why this young couple were to video tape their active sex lives was because they wanted something intimate to share within themselves, and to build up the relationship and kinky-ness in them... Well, it sure is kinky... *slurp* But if you were to really want to do these kind of stuff, you should be prepared that the phone might be lost, like in this case... So, i have 2 tips to offer...

1. If you do have some clips of the sexual lives between you and your partner in your phones, do save it somewhere on a disc, and delete the one in the phone to prevent things like this from happening...

2. If you ever have the slightest thought that you wan to record something like this, and have been motivated to do so even more after this episode, the learning point is, PLEASE VIDEO TAPE IT ON A DIGITAL CAMERA OR SOMETHING!!! At least, it promises better resolution and sound system... And also the extreme disturbing noise of the camera phone being shifted here and there, and the image being tilted at a 90 degree angle!! It is actually quite uncomfortable to watch the clip having to tilt your head sideways...

Regarding this video recording issue, i did ask bao bei whether will we ever get to record things like these... (And, no prizes for the correct answer...) Well, the theory seems right... Recordings like these are solely meant for private personal viewing between the couple to build sexier and kink-ier relationship... Unless you wan to be a porn star and shoot yourself to fame (and also in the head), these recordings should be kept in a safe and dry place... (so that it doesn't turn mouldy...) A check by the newspapers reported that 1 out of 6 interviewed said that they will not mind recording their sexual acts with their partners, but these are for personal viewing only... I think i stand on the grass that is not so green for this case... Or are the other 5 juz purely lying? *hmm...* But anyway, i find it super kinky and, yes, i think that will be the ultimate fantasy of all guys...

Hmm... bao bei, bao bei... will you be the genie in the bottle and grant me the wish? *poor puppy*

After some searching online, i've managed to find the clip... Enjoy...

Oops!! It's tigger and elmo!!

And of coz, it's not that clip... Do try harder, if you're looking for it...